The First Literal Shitcoin in Crypto History
Not metaphorically. Not figuratively. Physically. Made from actual dog poop and immortalized in epoxy resin.
Every day, new coins launch, and 99.99% of them are shit. So I thought… if everyone's launching shitcoins anyway… Why don't we make an actual shitcoin, and well.. Here's the process broken down
To make it bang, it had to be round, coin-sized, and recognizably turd-like. We modeled a mould in Blender and printed it with a 3D printer.
A friendly neighborhood dog made a generous donation. Carefully sculpted and pressed into the mould, then stabilized using hydrogen peroxide, isopropyl alcohol, and pure denial.
Safety first! Sun-dried for authenticity, then oven-cured for the aroma of success. Yes, we used our actual oven where we cook food. Sick, we know.
The market might crash, but this coin? Literally indestructible. Polished, sealed, and preserved for future archaeologists to find and ask: "Why?"
I built a light-up display stand for it. Because, why not? The result? A literal embodiment of crypto tokens and the market itself.
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