The First Literal Shitcoin in Crypto History
Not metaphorically. Not figuratively. Physically. Made from actual dog poop and immortalized in epoxy resin.
Shitty photos of a shit
Every day, new coins launch, and 99.99% of them are shit. So I thought… if everyone's launching shitcoins anyway… Why don't we make an actual shitcoin, and well.. Here's the process broken down
To make it bang, it had to be round, coin-sized, and recognizably turd-like. We modeled a mould in Blender and printed it with a 3D printer.
A friendly neighborhood dog made a generous donation. Carefully sculpted and pressed into the mould, then stabilized using hydrogen peroxide, isopropyl alcohol, and pure denial.
Safety first! Sun-dried for authenticity, then oven-cured for the aroma of success. Yes, we used our actual oven where we cook food. Sick, we know.
The market might crash, but this coin? Literally indestructible. Polished, sealed, and preserved for future archaeologists to find and ask: "Why?"
I built a light-up display stand for it. Because, why not? The result? A literal embodiment of crypto tokens and the market itself.
Conceptual Artist
Shitoshi is a conceptual artist exploring the absurd logic of value in the digital age, a world where attention is currency, irony is marketing, and shock is the fastest path to meaning.
Originally an independent artist, he lost his livelihood during the COVID pandemic and turned to crypto, the only place that still felt alive, even in the chaos. There, he witnessed belief and absurdity merge: worthless tokens gaining millions in value, scams celebrated as innovation, and people, himself included, chasing purpose through speculation.
That disillusionment became his raw material. He created Actual Shitcoin, a literal embodiment of the modern economy, where the more meaningless or outrageous something is, the more value it attracts.
For Shitoshi, the work is not mockery but reflection, a reminder that in today's culture, we no longer invest in truth, only in attention.
"Where attention goes, there money flows"
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